Livin like chico

Livin like there’s no tmmrw

F**k that Drug test smoke that blunt today foo
Every modelo you drink you gotta shotgun , no baby sips it ain’t no sippy cup

If you are gunna live this lifestyle You must drive a Ford lighting or A single cab ram , NO CHEVYS , god I hate Silverado’s

I’m Livin like chico because Ion wanna be boring sir

by Lpdexpress June 11, 2020

Pass like a gentleman

Putting the blunt or joint flat in your hand as you pass it. One is to place the hot blunt in the palm of your hand and giving it to the person next to you to pick up.

Stoner 1 "hey let me hit the blunt"

Stoner 2 "okay I will pass like a gentleman" *places flat into hand*

Stoner 1 "thank you my kind sir"

by Free Bobby Shmurda December 20, 2017

i like misty because she got big tits

people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot

eden: who is your favourite pokémon character

george:I like misty (she has big tits)

i like misty because she got big tits

by just a pokémon “fan” November 1, 2021

Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.

My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”

by Jose f August 14, 2024

Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024

bent like a harley

When you are extremely upset with something

"ANDREW IM FUCKIN BENT LIKE A HARLEY"

by Dink smell May 6, 2019

run thru me like a tractor

you know that feeling when you just really want a specific person to just fuck your shit up. you want to fuck that person so bad.

I was talking to Connor and damn that boy is so fine. I want him to run thru me like a tractor

by yaboitrent October 30, 2020