by Foxygirl71 May 20, 2019

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.
Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018

by joerackerson August 24, 2016

a carrying bag that stupid social studies teachers carry around. They keep tests and other stupid people accessories in it too.
by NormiEe July 1, 2003

Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...
You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck!
Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.
You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.
You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
by UW|Zerokool-X November 21, 2020

This term is mainly used in Australia for when someone is in your ear having a chat (mostly a very incoherent and annoying conversation). It is common to see a bloke at the local RSL come up to people and start dribbling words in someone’s ear who they don’t even know.
You are munted and you aren’t making any sense mate, do you mind not having a bag chat with me right now?
by Yourneighbourhoodunkiejay November 28, 2023

A bag that a woman or man carries whenever they are going to meet up for a sexual encounter. It doesn’t necessarily make one a hoe, per se, but it only makes you responsible and prepared.
by ShugaxBear April 19, 2019
