tower nine

A cool band from Pomona, California. almost punk

I love Tower Nine! The almost punk band, not the metal one.

by donut use your real name May 30, 2016

big niner

A synonym for penis or a nickname for someone with the initials B. N..

Wow that is a big big niner.

by lil'niner June 5, 2016

Gay Ninja Star

An inefficient sex position in which 5 people of the same sex attempt to grind their genitals together.

"Oh my god, I don't even know why Gay Ninja Star is a thing. It's just a mess of legs!"

by GayGreenGamer August 25, 2016

text ninja

n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had button keyboards and where not touch screen.

Chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. The ultimate text ninja.

The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.

Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.

by Sloth Slayer October 23, 2016

socio-nincompoop

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacal spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.

Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop

by Sexydimma December 2, 2016

dirty niner

Two partners perform 69 and just as you are about to cum you let out a fart.

Me and my girl were doin 69 the other day and I activated the dirty niner so she knows it's real.

by Sherwood Forest December 9, 2016

Radiant Ninetails

The manliest gay furry alive

Rambo is just like Radiant Ninetails

by PotatoManDood January 1, 2017