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Shit Tree

The Shit Tree is a most unfortunate place to sit. Don't take a picnic there whatever you do. One who is having a particularly crappy day would say - I have been sitting under the Shit Tree today. Like Newton noted the apple falling, so would you note the Shit falling. Raining down on your head.
Poor Dave - he's been sitting under the Shit Tree all day.

Charlie's so unlucky - she might as well have been born under the Shit Tree.
by BlowingIN October 22, 2010
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shit on a napkin

phrase: a term used to denote a state of extreme depression or displeasure.
Erik: That Econ test was such a shit on a napkin!

Emily: How was yesterday's party?
Jesus: I feel like I shat on a napkin.

Joe: This burger is like shit on a napkin.
by jee213 October 25, 2010
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Awesoma, the Shit!

Spoken fast, sounds like "on some other shit."

Used in abbreviated form, as simply "Awesoma" to describe a female who is on some other shit. (i.e. Crunk, Wild, Inappropriate, Crazy beyond what one would expect)
B: Yo, I met this bad Dawn Awesoma chick at that party last night!

K: Bull shit! She was that down?

B: For real! But truth be told, she aint nothin like that Syra Awesoma from way back. Or even that Becky Awesoma you met last week...

K: Yeah, that's what I thought. There you go again addin hype. Not all chicks are worthy of being Awesoma, the Shit!
by existing November 22, 2010
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shit nest

The result of using a "splashgaurd" or "shit raft".
Feces sinks downward, wrapping itself in a comfortable nest of toilet paper.

Highly fibrous or buoyant shits will remain partially exposed to the air in the center of the nest, allowing them to pollute the surrounding air quality, and penetrate the nostrils of others in the area.
Use the other stall, someone left a shit nest in there.
by ArtAdams May 16, 2010
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barham shit

the smallest and most complete shit in the world!
my apprentice is so great to work with, little bugger tho! hes a real barham shit.
by richard barham May 13, 2006
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shit the world

when you have to take such a big dookie that you feel like the entire world is about to come out of your ass.
Man I ate so much food today..I feel like I'm going to have to shit the world.
by 3---------D April 7, 2007
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shit sports

Anal sex, esp. between two males.
1st dude: "I think men ought to be allowed to marry, what's your opinion?"
2nd dude: "Listen numbnuts, as long as they don't want to include me in their shit sports, who really gives a damn?"
by VampireElder December 6, 2006
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