pumping cock in sync

usually performed while watching porn, but also applicable while watching live sex at a party

the act of matching the penetration depth of cock in observed fornication to the depth of one's own cock in one's own hand or other cock stroking device

balls deep in observed fornication pull hand down to match either to base of cock or to the limit of stimulation of hand

boxers all the way down, lube ready, porn site loaded and porn playing, reality melts away pumping cock in sync, usually jizzing before video ends

repeat until unable to get hard again in lieu of fornicating.

by pumps alot April 28, 2012

cock sucking queen

A camp homosexual man who participates in a bit of fellatio.

"Michael, turn the ABBA off and stop eating that man's willy you cock sucking queen"

by Daniel Hewson July 5, 2007

re-cock-ulous

A fancy way of calling something ridicuous but in a more colorful way

"Holy shit that stunt was fucking re-cock-ulous"

by MikaKrysta January 11, 2008

Cock and Ball Torture

A lovely sensation in the penis, rectum and the ball sack, also girls will slap your pee pee with a spatula, and it feels amazing, my personal favorite is when they squish your balls and slap your penis

I love Cock and Ball Torture

by UR A FAGOTT January 2, 2020

cock 'n balled

When someone draws a penis and testes, dick and scrote, or cock and balls on a possession of yours, most typically a car. The 'drawing' can be birthed from a finger wiping through dirt, sharpie marker, DNA, or anything else that would commonly be regarded as hilarious.

After a tremendous day of shredding on the mountain we were ready to drive over to the bar. But some dipshit from Texas had parked like a dumbass and we were unable to leave. So I cock 'n balled his car with reckless abandon and we drank locally instead.

by habitual sassbox March 21, 2012

cock knocker

1) A homosexual, or more broadly, anyone who loves the cock.

2) Phallus shaped door knocker.

Then, I get punched in the motherfuckin nuts by a guy names cock knocker.


Wow, that house we saw, it had a cock knocker.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

cock smoker

Somebody who really pisses u off and without a doubt need that ass beat

Yo u spilt the bowl u fuckin cocksmoker.

U fuckin cock smoker.
And many many more they just get better and better

by Cahk Smo ker February 3, 2003