A person with an excuse for everything. An Ashley needs random excuses to cover up any mistakes. Nothing is ever Ashley's fault because oopsies and she loves you. An Ashley will also take blame for anything that she did not do. An Ashley is a total walking contradiction.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
"Who drank my whiskey?"
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
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Get the ashasiudigusu mug.Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.
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