Hot girl syndrome

When a very hot girl doesn't understand or is unaware of how hot she is.

Guy: wow, you're very pretty.

Girl: Nah, I'm just average.

Guy: *thinking * yeah, she has Hot girl syndrome...

by oreosdoublestuffed March 31, 2012

Hot T-Bone Steak

Subsequent to anal sex, the male places his poo stained penis into the ear of his unsuspecting partner.

After John buttfucked Rita, he gave her a Hot T-Bone Steak when she least expected it. Now her ear smells like John's used toilet paper.

by J Bonz Boi June 8, 2004

hot chocolate teddy bear

your best big black friend/lover

white guy: "your my hot chocolate teddy bear"
black friend: "say what!?!?!"

by jfs4<3 August 18, 2009

hot fish cold fish

The way to describe the behavior of a bi-polar lover. Traditionally used when a great date with said individual is followed by an extremely bad or awkward date.

Joel: hey how was your date last night, you were really excited?

Brian: horrible we had a great time last week but last night she spent the whole date texting.

Joel: she is a total hot fish cold fish... get out now.

by Vincent84 October 5, 2009

peel off a hot screamer

To let loose a high-pitched, squealing fart which startles children and causes birds to scatter.

I was really digging this girl in my economics class until I heard her peel off a hot screamer and I almost barfed up my turkey sub.

by Porge Gorwell April 2, 2011

West Baltimore Hot Pocket

When one puts their testicles in a hot flat iron and clamps down.

"This guy owed me a sizable about of money so my boys and i went and gave him a West Baltimore hot pocket"

by PuddingArms May 9, 2018

sock full of hot nickels

a plausible explanation of why a girl is so ugly.

Sara's got a nice body, but it looks like she got hit in the face with a sock full of hot nickels.

by Lou Knox August 19, 2008