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marble bagging

When your Scrotum is long enough to envelope a penis. The goal is to get a Testicle on either side of the shaft.
I was marble bagging this guy in the alley last night.
by Aloha01! April 22, 2020
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Bag back

Hold on while I bag back into this spot.

Hey playboy bag back right quick I need to get by you.
by Zen Tiger May 23, 2024
mugGet the Bag backmug.

A bag of rubber bands

when a man brings a bag of rubber bands or silly bands with him on a date with a girl.
me, you, and a bag of rubber bands. sound like a date?
by tristan/joey February 9, 2023
mugGet the A bag of rubber bandsmug.

dior bag

some crap in the sky. I don't know. That Lady from Some Reality Show talks about it.
Did you see that Dior Bag in the sky? It was followed by the Armani thing and then something else showed up and then it sprayed it with stuff. And sometimes the Dior Bag turns into a Dooney & Burke Purse but then I saw it at Target which is weird because it's usually at WalMart. But then Costco had a sale and then all bets are off at that point.
by Wayne Anthony January 2, 2025
mugGet the dior bagmug.

Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022
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She Bag

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. She Bag is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a She Bag! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
mugGet the She Bagmug.

bag ripped

can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.
1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"

2) upon injuring ones self:

Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"

Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:

"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"

(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)

3) upon experiencing anger:

person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."

4) upon intoxicaion:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"
by Clint B. December 31, 2008
mugGet the bag rippedmug.

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