Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

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Butt Potatoes

Verb

1. The act of defecation

2. The need to defecate

Oh man, I'm making butt potatoes tonight

by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021

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Butt Duster

When a guy smacks a person's ass with his member and then relieves himself on it.

He bent her over. Wacked it on her ass and then got off calling it a Butt Duster.

by BubblesButt December 5, 2023

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Butt Jousting

When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole

Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting

by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

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Butt Hornet

The physical of putting your middle finger (stinky finger) in a girls booty.

Cody gave Tori a butt hornet last night and then she dies of orgasmic pleasure.

by BundoBeefMan January 23, 2021

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makes my butt hard

“That makes my butt hard” (“making my butt hard-verb version) is an expression that can have slightly different meanings depending on the circumstance, but generally the expression is used in a positive manner. This positive expression can be used in the following ways (however not limited to what is listed):

1) Used to agree with someone.

2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.

3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.

Examples:
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.

by $wen$on August 21, 2021

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