Pulling a Jake

When you've got a big test or assignment due, but call in sick until you're certain that though at-home study you'll get a good mark. Pulling a Jake also includes telling all your friends that you did bad in a test, only to receive the highest grade possible at a later date.

James: Why isn't Tom at school today?
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.

by AnonGuyILikePie July 1, 2014

Pull a Shocking

Most commonly used when someone says they are quitting but return the next day like nothing happened.

Bye everyone I'm quitting for good.
-Next Day-
How's it going?
-Wow did he just pull a shocking?!?-

by Modisanigga July 15, 2014

Pull a Faith

When one has an advantage and shows off too much, leading to his death and defeat.

I don't always pull a Faith but when I do, it's tea bagging a downed opponent.

by Deviantsandman July 16, 2014

Pulling a Rose

Abuse of reverse psychology, normally a fit thrown by a chick before she realizes the formality of the term "Bye Felicia." A rose, if ignored, will show lack of authority and show up unannounced as signs of aggression. Beware.

Dude, she's pulling a rose. Lose her.

by aassssshllllllleeyyyyyy July 19, 2014

Pulling a Mario

Doing a bump of cocaine, in the bathroom of a strip club, while taking a no-hands piss.

I was in New Orleans, pulling a Mario

by CFMiranda August 6, 2014

Pulling the Matt

Saying one will return back soon but never actually coming back

James pulled a Matt and hasnt been back in 42 hours Pulling the Matt

by Grimeggs August 7, 2014

Pulling a Tony

Being a dick to your friends because you have low self-esteem

Dude stop pulling a Tony

I was just letting you know you're fat

by Asswhole August 13, 2014