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One Of Hearts

The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen
The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?
by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021
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One-Downing

One-downing is simply the opposite of one-upping.

Also known as a "race to the bottom." This tactic is used by everyone from fast food produces, horror movie directors, indeed the President of the United States of America, to shock people by showing them that the bar can still be lowered.
While many fast food producers are scrambling to one-up each with healthy offerings, KFC is one-downing them all the with the double down sandwich.
by SearchFHG June 16, 2018
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iefje ons liefje

iefje ons liefje is very old and bald and loves us all...d
by DefinitlyNotKirbs September 6, 2022
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Good For One (GFO)

“Good For One” is said with 100% absolute surety immediately after answering a trivia question that no one else in the team had a clue about.

“Good for one” is to be said with utmost pride, knowing that you (the most likely, if not, the weakest link in your team) just contributed one point and setting the “mic drop”/“my job is done here” benchmark. Don’t be shy about it - be proud!

Kudos to you, if your GFO was your ONE and ONLY contribution for the event, and actually helped win a middle position prize, or better still, moved your team off last and into second last place. Well done!

“GFO” can be used instead of saying/typing “I’m available for Trivia”. Very effective via an appropriate JPG/GIF. CAUTION: you are declaring that you will contribute and deliver at least one point for the Team. You may jeopardise your future with the team if you walk away with a “GFN” or “Good For None”. Understandably, no one wants to be that teammate.
“The answer is: Pine, red gum, iron bark. (I’m) Good for one!!!”

“I told you I was good for one tonight.”

“I’m booking a table, who’s in?” “Good for one (GFO).” (Yes, nodding JPG/GIF)
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no one asked

A very useless comeback.

When little kids say this they are basically saying that they have no comebacks left. This sentence also can be used when a person says something that's nothing about them but they still reply with "no one asked"
Also whoever uses this is also a stupid shit.
Random person: Guys... my family died so i'm not gonna be here for a few days
Some random ass kid: No one asked dude!🤓🤓🤓🤓
by anonymous August 4, 2023
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One Direction

A band of liars, consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik (who unfortunately left the band in March of 2015) that went on hiatus in december of 2015. They said they would be back in 18 months but uhm sirssss it has been 64 months. ObViOuSlY they don’t know what 18 months means.
one direction still isn’t back together yet. *cries in liam payne but take out the liam*
by louis toplinson April 16, 2021
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