one gentleman in a pantalona

masturbation

I walked into Wills room and lets just say it was a one gentleman in a pantalona situation he did not want me to see.

by good_t-boning October 21, 2020

He is one hp

When you play Fortnite and your enemy is low hp (between 1-200 hp) and you tell to your teammate “he is one hp”

He is one hp, you should kill him!

by LVmk10 December 06, 2021

Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

One More Game

When you are playing and your parents and asking you to stop

Parent: Stop playing and clean your room.
Kid: One More game
Parent: NOW!
Kid: FINE

by NO U JACOB February 21, 2020

One hole disease

Every time you miss your target by one hole in soft tip darts usually by a man named Dave.

You are suffering from one hole disease.

by Wood beer hunter April 17, 2019

One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

One Scrap

A small joint that is rolled with only one paper

Let's go smoke a one scrap and then go grab some food.

by HookaLaya March 25, 2010