Noun: one who engages in the illegal and often violent overtaking of cunts for the purpose of extorting money or stealing goods esp. on large bodies of water.
Cunt pirates have been disrupting the legitimate trade of rum, spices, sugar, and birth control products in the Caribbean.
by InglishMajor May 21, 2012
Clear hopefully orderless discharge from a vagina produced by stimulation of the grafenburg or G spot coined by alex and billy was there
by Mick diggler November 29, 2021
Someone who frequently eat a lot of period blood off the female flower. I short a version of this would be a real man.
Man 1: Your a bloody cunt muncher
Man 2: Because I’m a real man and I did t with your mum last night nigga
Man 2: Because I’m a real man and I did t with your mum last night nigga
by Mr Wet Pickle likes to Fiddle July 07, 2018
A homey cunt is someone who loves to party, gets all the bitches, and is just an all round cool bloke. Although the word 'cunt' is often seen as an insult, being called a homey cunt is considered a compliment, not an insult. You may not at anytime call someone a homey cunt if they are seen as a pussy or just not a very cool person. All persons guilty of this crime will never be considered as a homey cunt themselves, and will therefore live a wretched, boring and miserable life.
by homiestcuntontheisland July 25, 2015
For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.
by tincopper March 11, 2014
Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space
Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat
Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat
by Mcdonal douglas June 08, 2024
Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
by __banterman May 19, 2024