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national car sex day

August 11th Is national CAR SEX DAYYY it’s the day where you find ya favorite broad & crack em inna whip
aye arackz is national car sex dayyyy”
by The nìgga masee August 5, 2024
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National Pension Fund

A system by which the government guarantees all employed persons in the entire nation will get a certain percentage of their income by the time they retire.

This system has been fairly functional up until recently, with current demographic shifts making most current models unsustainable unless states increase the age at which a person may collect their pension.

This has effectively made most of these systems into a literal political time-bomb in the countries in which they have been implemented because the taxes that must be levied against individuals and the companies that employ them to pay for such funds has made it so that only the ultra wealthy or very well off can feasibly keep a private retirement fund, meaning that with every year the government increases the retirement age they are effectively forcing most of the population to work longer than they want to/are able to, which is shockingly very unpopular with voters.
Wealthy CEO: Oh boy I’m sure looking to retire at age 50 and leave my company to my son/daughter so they may do the same exact thing.

Average Employed Person: Damn it’s going to suck ass working until I’m 70 only to retire and have the National Pension Fund recipient age raised to 71
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National Juice Your Boyfriend Day

today (October 14th) is THE day to juice your boyfriend. open to interpretation. squeeze him, tease him, milk 'im, whatever you see fit
Hey did you hear? Its National Juice Your Boyfriend day! Watch out, boyfriends
by mocholoco October 14, 2021
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National Send Nudes Day

July 23-24 is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Jay: Hey did you know it's national send nudes day

Jess: OH really okay
-sends 1 attachments-
by JohnnyKid17 July 23, 2023
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National Free Shot Day

Anyone who orders a Shot of hard liquor is entitled to a Free Shot of the same on January 14th of any year.
by I fly kites January 14, 2024
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National fuck a homie day

March 6

national fuck your homie day is day dedicated to pleasuring your homie for being a good homie don’t forget your socks or it’d be gay
National fuck a homie day is coming up did you get lube?
by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024
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National Ryen Day

National Ryen Day is October 8th.
Take him out for a drink, or give him a big hug because they are special!
Rachel : hey its October 8th, so its National Ryen Day. Lets go celebrate him.
by lukesingertoiletwater September 25, 2021
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