Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.
Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!
That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.
That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.
by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022
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A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.
by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022
Get the Pokey Douche mug.Can be used to describe anyone who acts irrationally in a mean or aggressive manner. But usually used to describe a man-hoe/Fuckboy who does everything in his power to attract women then use the women he attracts, usually is very basic and follows any trend he finds.
by Good_Kush710 January 27, 2022
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by Julz London April 9, 2022
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by Julz London April 9, 2022
Get the Ba-douching mug.A sadistic math/science/health teacher who piles work onto you like you're some kind of storage device that doesn't give a shit what your excuse is, if you didn't do your work, you immediately fail.
Student 1: "Who did you get for math?"
Student 2: "Mr Doucette"
Student 1: "It was nice knowing you, pal"
Student 2: "Mr Doucette"
Student 1: "It was nice knowing you, pal"
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