Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.
Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Get the Black Santa Clausmug. by scott travis February 8, 2021
Get the black beautymug. An universal, reality-warping, ominipotent being.
Its the son of Gay God and some black cosmic entity.
Can't be touched or harmed by any means.
Its the son of Gay God and some black cosmic entity.
Can't be touched or harmed by any means.
Manager : Dammit, im tired of Chaz incompetence, its his third slip just this week. I swear this time i will fire him for good.
Coworker1: "Dude, don't do it, he's black and gay. Just a lawsuit is what he needs to bankrupt this company. Then WE will lose our jewbs."
Manager: "Holy crap, you're right!"
Coworker1: "Dude, don't do it, he's black and gay. Just a lawsuit is what he needs to bankrupt this company. Then WE will lose our jewbs."
Manager: "Holy crap, you're right!"
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
Get the Black and Gaymug. A world's consumerism day
by Sir. B December 2, 2019
Get the Black Fridaymug. Commonly known as the, "truth pill", black pill refers to accepting the reality of looks over personality. The only thing that matters in life is how attractive your body is, and it opens up possibilites like an endless staircase. It also concretes the belief of hopelessness for people who cannot attain such looks. Success and happiness are largely predetermined by genetics, biology, social systems, or work ethic.
"Dude, I took the black pill, and now I realize everything is possible with looks."
"Sucks for us man, we're somalian."
"Sucks for us man, we're somalian."
by fo44r August 16, 2025
Get the Black Pillmug. A non black female who develops a black ethnic, Black African or Black Afro Caribbean persona after having sex with a black man.
Watch that girl kissing her teeth, because she's with Tyrone she thinks she's "Black by penetration."
by Black vibe October 23, 2022
Get the Black by penetrationmug. Certainly not something thin, or lacking in thickness whatsoever. Comparative to the physical solidness of a black woman.
Yo, tonight was a slow night at work, the type that makes me crave a THICK joint. No not some average thick, I’m talkin black girl thick homie. Smoke up somethin righteous and smooth at the same time.
by WeKnow_1234 September 18, 2023
Get the black girl thickmug.