I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

Ripped Bag

When performing intercourse with a two guys and one girl, both guys get one hole to fuck. If they go hard enough they will rip the skin in between the girls vagina and butthole causing her organs to come out

Yo I had to rush susie to the hospital after giving her a ripped bag

by Miss susie January 2, 2021

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

bag of hoe

An insult used to describe an ex-girlfriend in a relationship that ended badly

Dude hows Bri?
Oh! I canned that
"bag of hoe "

by Eugenedust February 21, 2009

bust that bag open

having or giving anal sex to him or her

“ ima get my bag busted open”.

“lemme bust that bag open”

by _open2discussuion May 5, 2018

Picnic Bags

The breasts of a woman who is lactating and/or breastfeeding

Look at milf with the baby stroller- she has the biggest picnic bags I have ever seen!

by juliejunkyard December 15, 2010

BAG

An acronym for "basic Asian girl" meaning an Asian female interested in the most trendy clothes or food. They will moderate to heavy makeup, heavy emphasis on the eyes and eyelashes. BAG's They will have a foodie, fashion, or makeup Instagram or TikTok. They will say they aren't a model but will be actively chasing after social media sponsorships. Boba and/or soju will probably be flowing in their veins. A BAG's boyfriend will most likely have to learn how to take Instagram pictures and starve as they wait for food pictures to be taken.

"Oh shit, that BAG is hot."
"Careful, she's probably gonna love her IG account more."

by avengance1001 March 24, 2022