I like swords

1. A reference to Nuklear Power's web comic 8 Bit Theater where the Fighter repeats the phrase to the Guard, who can only reply "Welcome to Cornelia." Used to show automatic responses in nerdy groups and express disinterest in the topic.

2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy

Guy 1: Want to hear about my surgery?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords

Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords

by Tweedle_the_Bard January 17, 2020

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

This is just like 1984!

A neologism where someone ironically/apolitically compares a situation to George Orwell's dystopian novel "1984" or an intentionally irrelevant/made-up piece of media, in order to mock people who compare modern-day censorship to the novel.

Gamer: Hey dude, do wanna play some video games?
Nerd: But, we have an exam tomorrow.
Gamer: Fuck! This is just like 1984!
Nerd: What you've just said is debatable! Just like when you think we live in a society!

by Karma will get you! April 23, 2022

Flopping like a crappie

To die, Dying.

If I start "Flopping like a crappie" after eating this, you'll know why.

by Jacjoa September 15, 2020

Feeling like a porn star

To wake up with a hard on.

I woke up feeling like a porn star dick so hard looking larger than normal

by James dick Snyder February 7, 2022

Vasco Likes Sara

Vasco loves Sara he said his tip won't fit inside her. Vasco has many backups after her. We try to get them to talk, but he is a pussy. He said she had beautiful brown hair. Vasco's backups are: 1. Sydnee 2. Zayaan 3. Chiara 4. Elana. Vasco is gay but likes girls. He touches our balls for fun and booty rapes each one of us. We get lit up. VASCO LIKES SARA.
I will set them up together so he can light it up.

VASCO LIKES SARA

by VASCO HEHEHE April 15, 2025

Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley

An expression used to denote someone who is acting lame at the moment. Something that a Southern California girl would say especially back in the 1980s. This was made popular by the Shirley the Loon character in the cartoon Tiny Toon Adventures.

Person #1- We should just have fun today.
Person #2- *smirks*...OK (whatever)....*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie don't be like that.. Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. Like that's totally lame.

by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020