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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
mugGet the Moving Bags of Lettucemug.

stink bag

when you dropping logs the doo doo water slaps up on your nutsack
Mannnn, Ryan and Joe are playing shit swords, you know they boxers gonna stink when they cover their stink bags.
by Da JH Man November 23, 2021
mugGet the stink bagmug.

BAG

The demented uncle of the BFG. The BAG is the Big Angry Giant, a fat, abusive, drunk.
When Christmas time comes about you better not make a ruckus or the BAG will come and beet you!
by Banana Hammie December 17, 2019
mugGet the BAGmug.

bag warmer

That bitch gave me a bag warmer... now my ball are sticky/stinky
by todd the bod tennessee October 6, 2013
mugGet the bag warmermug.

Dime Bags

The best hemp and smell proof bag on the market.
Yo! Have you found the secret pocket in your Dime Bags Backpack yet?
by moneymagnet44 March 1, 2021
mugGet the Dime Bagsmug.

knuckle bag

A ball sack that looks like a chicks camel toe.
Damn that's hot look at his knuckle bag, I wouldn't mind slapping that around ever once and awhile.
by Rbomb04 April 2, 2015
mugGet the knuckle bagmug.

bag

a object used to carry your items
i have a nike bag
by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
mugGet the bagmug.

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