Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Cosmic Rust Face Mask

When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.

Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”

by Schmittledick April 23, 2023

shut your pie face

Purportedly, intended to be a clever way of saying something along the lines of "shut up" or "be quiet."

(Class talking)

Mr. Knabb: Shut your pie face!

by El Swiz April 8, 2010

Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.

Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

by PartyRockCrew March 2, 2011

Chess-piece face

An albino. someone of pale complexion.

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

What's wrong with your face?

A sarcastic reference to being ugly or deformed. Either used directly or as a lone, out of context reference.

Phrase refers to the film reviews of Plinkett at Red Letter Media, who coined the term when observing an alien character in "The Phantom Menace."

Hey, you in the sweater. What's wrong with your face?

by Endangered February 4, 2010

slut-faced ho-bag

Said in the film "Mean Girls" by Janis Ian when describing Regina George.

It insinuates that the girl in question has the facial apperance of a slut and she has the personality and vaginal wideness of a prostitute or "ho".

Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.

by Lofty-J June 16, 2008