resting drug dealer face

Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.

Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."

Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."

Bro 1: "God dammit."

by Homeslice1 April 27, 2014

egg on your face

Egg on your face is a clear synonym for having ejaculate on one's face.

Betty - "just make sure to get away before you get some egg on your face"

Janet - "I would hate to get egg on my face"

by pinballer101 February 7, 2010

Can't feel my face

To get so high that you can't feel your face. Your face along with the rest of your body gets numb.

Yo I can't feel my face man. Im high as hell right now.

by Brandon Jordan December 9, 2008

Vomiting With A Smile On Your Face.

A term usually meant to describe early users of heroin, they often "vomit with a smile on their face."

"Of course he was vomiting — that’s what people on heroin do, they vomit. It’s called ‘vomiting with a smile on your face’.”

"Oh, so he's a new junkie?"

"Yeah, vomiting with a smile on your face."

by lolk. February 7, 2019

Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich

When you receive criticism followed by an insincere compliment, usually at a job review. Done when someone gets so upset after criticism that they are pacified with a "compliment" in order to shut them up.

Chris was mad because his job review was terrible, so his boss made up a random compliment to make him feel better. Chris did not fall for this Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich and remained angry. Grrr.

See also: Compliment Sandwich.

by xarasia October 16, 2013

Le Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Something you use when you're 13 and you want to fit in.

Jack: I got so blazed last night
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(Le Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

by Quiinix September 6, 2016

Cosmic Rust Face Mask

When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.

Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”

by Schmittledick April 23, 2023