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Bag A Bitch

A women who has a nice body but is ugly in the face
“Ella has a fat ass

“yeah she does but she’s ugly asf, just Bag A Bitch
by clitqueens April 5, 2023
mugGet the Bag A Bitchmug.

Bag Waffle

Unnecessary cocaine-influenced chatter. Bag waffle usually takes place in drinking taverns, session constabularies, or on the streets.
"Fuck sake, Joss has started with the bag waffle and it's only half five!"
by bigdolla98 April 16, 2020
mugGet the Bag Wafflemug.

empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
mugGet the empty carrots-bag on a stickmug.

shady bag

the bag that heroin users keep all there heroin tools in.
go grab the shady bag. i need my set and spoon.
by aw1322 February 9, 2010
mugGet the shady bagmug.

sperm bags

A alternative description of balls, testicles, scrotum, sacks, plums, eggs.
Oh, I pissed her off and she hit me straight in the sperm bags.
by Jaybee_87 September 20, 2020
mugGet the sperm bagsmug.

egg bag

Now that I hit menopause my egg bags are empty.
by Terminable state August 13, 2024
mugGet the egg bagmug.

Bag Smasher

Noun

A person who works for an airline or hotel who carelessly or maliciously handles luggage in a manner that causes damage.
Those lousy bag Smasher damaged my suitcase.
by Carl Morning November 8, 2018
mugGet the Bag Smashermug.

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