Dick Skimmers

A term referred to someone's lips. When the lips are used for skimming a males dick.

Brent kept talking so I told to shut his dick skimmers.

by T Staddon January 9, 2008

Urban Dick

Person who brags to others about getting their submissions posted on Urban Dictionary.

O: Haha my post was excepted and your's wasn't..
S: Wow.. what an Urban Dick...

by That kid over there.... February 24, 2009

Rooster Dick

A person possesing an inflated and exagerated view of "their" actractiveness to the opposite sex

Tom was such a "rooster dick" around the females at the club.

by Scott & Amber January 17, 2009

Cold Dick

A coined term for when you wake up in the morning early for class or work and your Johnson has shriveled up into a frozen tic tac. Usually occurs during the winter season and generally has no known remedies.

I was gonna go to class this morning but the sub zero weather gave me the worst cold dick known to man.

I had to email my boss and tell him I was sick cause there was no chance I was gonna work with that cold dick.

by Mr.ColdD April 11, 2013

dick mosquito

A dick mosquito is a person who is always sucking dick and does anything to get the D.

Jack: Yo man you know that girl Tiffany.
Matt: Yea bro shes such a dick mosquito. Shes always sucking random dick.

by Wofnek July 1, 2014

dick eggs

sperm, semen, male ejeculate

I covered her face in my dick eggs......

by THE FRIDIOT August 14, 2014

Shoveling Dicks

When a young ginger girl named slowly and unseductively beckons you forward with her high pitched voice while swinging a shovel towards your dick!! While hissing the names of pointless events that no one cares about!

Watch out here comes Amanda she is shoveling dicks

by Amanda.bad August 18, 2014