T bag

When you lift up your dick and dip you sack into an individuals mouth rapidly as a joke, when your drunk, or during sex.

Jeremy just T Bagged my when I was sleeping I got so pissed I think I still have hair in my mouth

by deontutu May 19, 2019

Shit bag

A shit bag is a bag full of poop/shit.

That shit bag is very heavy with shit/poop.

by Jamal panacle January 14, 2024

d-bag

An abbreviation used by 11-year-olds instead of "douchebag" so that their parents don't throw a tantrum over the actual word.

My friend, you're such a d-bag!

by ManGroover December 20, 2015

Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.

“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”

by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022

felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.

Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!

by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018

Bag of chocolate

A bag of chocolate means when a guy doesn't wash his ass, and blames it on chocolate. Mainly Women would use this term to a guy who doesn't wash his ass or wipe well.

Women: "Honey what's this brown stuff on the bed?"
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."

by Creamsoda69 July 6, 2021

trashtic bags

The combination of the words plastic trash bag.

I'm out of plastic trash bags. Would you please go buy more trashtic bags?

by Foxygirl71 May 20, 2019