The purpose of a dirty Burt is to make a passed out friend look like famous actor Burt Reynolds. The way one does this is by taking a steamer and letting it cool. Then get a glove or if your real brave pick up the POOP bare hand and and place it on your friends upper lip. Thus making it look like he or she has a Burt Reynolds mustache.
"My buddy passed out drunk so i thought it would be funny to give him a dirty Burt. Man did he look like that actor Burt Reynolds."
by TommyB August 16, 2006
Get the Dirty Burtmug. by manrower April 22, 2009
Get the dirty nachomug. A man who wraps a g-string around his balls and while cooking rice then takes necessary action to cover his body in soy sause particular kikoman and makes his daughters lick it off.
i tried to do a dirty chinaman with my daughters but since i am white i failed terribly and they promptly called the popo on me.
by HondaSuziki JackieChan January 10, 2009
Get the dirty chinamanmug. by fickle pickle June 29, 2011
Get the Dirty Picklemug. A reject from the United States Army, in his miserable years he finds himself doing many unspeakable sex acts. Some of which include vomiting in another’s anus then proceeding to have his way.
by NotAllTimeBitch April 1, 2020
Get the dirty cullenmug. Shoving TV controls into your anus into it bleeds also proceeds to put the blood in a cup to drink later
by Shanebrannigannoncehunter May 23, 2020
Get the Dirty rileymug. When u fuck someone so hard they start to cum
When u fuck a girl and they start chewing ur hair
When the girl ur fucking cums on you but u still haven’t cumed
When u fuck a girl and they start chewing ur hair
When the girl ur fucking cums on you but u still haven’t cumed
by Yourhommieeeebrooke April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Brookemug.