no whiffs, brands, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"
Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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sucks gorilla butt

an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...
saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...

that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
by zeeh June 03, 2013
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Butt Coil

A very specific tool, meant to coil inside the butt.
"Hey Will, where did you put your Butt Coil?"
"Did you check the Butt Coil Cabinet?"
by PlsLetMeUseJam April 04, 2022
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Fluffle Butt Danny

The ultra mega Supreme lord DANNY Z. , he is the best bunny you will ever meet, and he will be the softest thing ever!
Hey my little Fluffle Butt Danny, your a good bunny!!!!!!!!
by Amogus 𓂸ඞ September 28, 2021
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Nuts and butts

A prison term referring to strip searching male inmates
Guards were doing nuts and butts on the way back from the chow hall and found my shank.
by ThunderBoss September 16, 2021
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Nuts and butts

When things get outta control, and the individual creating the madness has nuts and likes butts. This phrase is used to express ones owning of nuts while they also exude a strong want or desire for butts. The phrase can be used by many as long as they possess nuts.
by Space bear July 19, 2018
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Butt Mustache

An inordinate amount of hair growing in one’s butt crack near the tailbone
His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleck’s facial mustache!
by Pirate Oncologist May 19, 2022
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