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Witnessing

When a blind guy uses his white stick to cane you for erotic purposes
That massage therapist also does witnessing for a bit extra.
by Lilpaws January 5, 2025
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The Witness

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.
Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".
by AlleyViper December 8, 2004
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hostile witness

someone who pretends to be on your side but does everything in there power to make you look stupid
james got kicked off the record label; but was rehired later; hes now an hostile witness towards the record Label
by the juroy January 28, 2020
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Zippy Wit Da Blicky

When you work at a hardware store but wear a hardhat whilst cleaning.
Hey!!!! Did you know that Zippy Wit Da Blicky Quit????
by Evan Is A Female March 3, 2021
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Master of acid wits

Someone online who excels at insulting people, typically your local Social Media Troll or some guy with a big ego and anger issues you met in some Video Game.
Person 1: fxxk off loser. Lmao. 😹😹😹

Person 2: bro is a master of acid wits
by frnchfrie5 November 24, 2023
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Vegovah's witness

one who has recently became a vegetarian or vegan, that proselytizes to everyone else how their diet is wrong
"I made a hamburger & Johnny went all Vegovah's witness on me"
by fred987 December 11, 2020
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gebrovah's witness

One who lives by the bro code, and persistently shoves the bro code down people's throats, mainly his/her close friends. Eventually crosses the line of douchebaggery.
One friend was concerned about the other about losing him to his girlfriend. Not expressing much tactfulness, he dropped the phrase "bros before hoes."

The following status was found on said friend's Facebook timeline:
"I respect those who look out for me, but when you shove the bro code down my fucking throat like you're a gebrovah's witness, that's past where I draw the line. "Bros before hoes..." kindly eat a bag of dicks."
by PyGuy March 13, 2014
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