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Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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Witness a murder

You watch someone get killed from a far.
Yooo , I witness a murder early this morning
by z12fruadin December 29, 2024
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Bang bang wit da hammer

When you aim a gun sideways any yell bang bang wit da hammer doe es not working a job
by Real deal20 September 11, 2019
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what good wit it

A common introductory phrase treated like a colloquial expression for southern gentleman. The sentence is used within a casual, friendly conversation as the starter to checking in on someone, as well as genuine inquiry. The exact meaning often depends on the context, tone, and the regional or cultural slang where it's being used.
"Yo, what good wit it? You coming to weasel town?"
"Aye now-what good wit it?"
"I hear Buddy Chum BLAH got some new music. What good wit it?"
by TiddleJohn December 8, 2024
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dim wit

A person who comes second time to Urban Dictionary, the cesspool drowning people into progressive low life.
John decided that Urban Dictionary can make him a dim wit by submersing him in sewage.
by trymyeye May 7, 2018
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aight imma fuck wit yu

a good bye for middle school niggas that want pussy
narco: ey bruh want some

middle school nigga: ey bruh fo sho

narco: bet bruh thanks
middle school nigga: aight imma fuck wit yu
by ddv1969 October 13, 2019
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witted

The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.

People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.

Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.

It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.

The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
by tabegipocu August 30, 2021
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