gay fag who has a poop fetish and loves a girl named Molly Hay. Also has abs so its all good, girls usually want his dick but all he wants is a alaskan pipeline on himself. after a long day of sleeping in and going to the gym, he usually hits up a girl who can bend walls with her curves for a nice alabama hot pocket.
Girl 1: Have you seen Matthew Low?
Girl 2: No I was with him yesterday and all he wanted to do was eat my shit
Girl 2: No I was with him yesterday and all he wanted to do was eat my shit
by LilCheekinGarrett January 9, 2018
Get the Matthew Lowmug. Low key thuggin.
E.g. you roll up to give your ex back some shirts he's been bitching about with your new boo thang, and when he wants to talk you say nah bro and roll off with new bae in front of his ass
E.g. you roll up to give your ex back some shirts he's been bitching about with your new boo thang, and when he wants to talk you say nah bro and roll off with new bae in front of his ass
by Cdizzlet June 1, 2017
Get the Mobbin on the lowmug. Low Moor - A part of Bradford. Low Moor Is the ghetto and is bare sick. Brap Brap. If i was you i wouldnt go to Low Moor Without a gun. ITs Full of Dealers and Dirty Chavs Innit. Safe.
by brapbrap June 18, 2006
Get the low moormug. A person who offers an unreasonably low amount for something they are trying to buy. Typically an offer of 30% (or lower) less than the asking price is considered a low ball offer.
Item X is for sale for the amount of $1500.
Low Baller:
I'll give you $1000 for your X.
Seller:
GTFO of here. Like I said, no low ball offers you POS! And stop wasting my time!
Low Baller:
I'll give you $1000 for your X.
Seller:
GTFO of here. Like I said, no low ball offers you POS! And stop wasting my time!
by USMC SGT November 1, 2011
Get the Low Ballermug. When a person a future meaning to dance well in order to get a persons attention or show off yo' skillz
Creator of word:Christina Milian
Song:Dip It Low
Creator of word:Christina Milian
Song:Dip It Low
by Nortie November 20, 2004
Get the Dip It Lowmug. by low2behold April 17, 2006
Get the d lowmug. by Te-Te Baby September 23, 2006
Get the Get Lowmug.