whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.

Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.

by Groatsworth June 21, 2019

Whale Behavior

Dumbass behavior

Jimmy what is with this whale behavior.

by Goturdumbass January 25, 2023

whale syndrome

A popular expression used by French Canadians, which depicts the urge to film and/or take as much pictures as possible of an event which seems amazing when seen in real-time, but appears devoid of interest when looking back at the footage and/or photos.

The expression's name relates to whale tours, a popular tourist attraction in Québec's Côte-Nord, during which this phenomenon is very frequent among newcomers.

Quebecer 1: Can you believe this? Aunt Jeanne managed to fill 3 memory cards with her photos from the whale tour...
Quebecer 2: Whale syndrome. Don't worry about it, that's a family trait. It's just like my grandfather who films fireworks shows.

by AgentRev September 27, 2011

whale steak

as a group, dogpiling on the player in a game who is currently most successful

"Mike has one more victory point to win. Whale steak his ass."

by jevereds December 8, 2022

whale factory

The place where mythical whales are created

When I'm older I want to work at a whale factory!

by Oxygen Farmer August 5, 2016

whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.

Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021

reversed whale

The act of swimming backwards and raising out of the water while showing your junk.

Did you see that reversed whale? What a big fin!

by Bevrore June 28, 2019