A warm welcome is when you go to the master bathroom,turn off the water to the toilet,flush all the water out,take a dump,wipe your ass,then put the used paper between the pages of a magazine,or trashcan.turn the water back on,turn on the heater,and lock the door behind you.
Me and Jethro were at Flo's party the other night,she ran out of food and drink,so Jethro decided to leave her a Warm Welcome as a reminder to get it right next time!
by bigeasyone September 14, 2009
Get the Warm Welcome mug.1. A "global warming alarmist."
2. One attempting to influence others by scaring them with exaggerated claims regarding the potential threat posed by global warming.
3. One who talks about global warming as though it is a "fact" (i.e., scientists have "proven") that fluctuations in global temperatures are caused by the emission of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases that result from human actions.
It is a combination of the "warm" in "global warming" and the "alarm" in "alarmists."
2. One attempting to influence others by scaring them with exaggerated claims regarding the potential threat posed by global warming.
3. One who talks about global warming as though it is a "fact" (i.e., scientists have "proven") that fluctuations in global temperatures are caused by the emission of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases that result from human actions.
It is a combination of the "warm" in "global warming" and the "alarm" in "alarmists."
I just saw the biggest warmalarm of them all, Al Gore, on NBC telling us we need to piss in bottles or we're all gonna die.
Larry is a geologist who pretends to agree with the warmalarms around him because he wants to keep his job.
John Galt hates warmalarms.
Larry is a geologist who pretends to agree with the warmalarms around him because he wants to keep his job.
John Galt hates warmalarms.
by Jesusaves December 10, 2009
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Get the wards dinner table mug.The act of placing cellophane over the mouth of an individual and creating a small pocket which is then filled with feces. The newly made feces will keep the mouth warm in the freezing temperatures of Alaska and other northern climes. The cellophane is for sanitary measures. This is useful when camping or when lost in the woods.
"Your younger brother told me that his lover gave him an Alaskan Mouth-warmer last night after intercourse because he was cold.....I thought that was sweet"
by Dr J G July 14, 2009
Get the Alaskan Mouth-warmer mug.A "past-heavenly" action --- comparable to a horseshoe-pillow neck-cradle --- to perform wif a hot chick; it involves nestling her against you while you're taking a shower together, and then dreamily holding each other in a loving embrace so dat da heated shower-water soothingly cascades down onto both of you at once.
Marshmallow-hearted stud: I love sharing a warm-waterfall clasp wif Tiffany; da prob is dat --- just like in da cases of a pillow-talk or a horseshoe-pillow neck-cradle --- it's hard for me to stay awake, since her ample warm soft chest-pillowz super-relax me and make me feel drowsy and contented. We therefore wait to do it till we're done bathing and are ready to towel off anyway, so dat we can then just sleepily step outta da shower and head straight to da bedroom, lie down naked, and doze off in each other's arms.
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Get the Warm mug.The act of farting while simultaneously sitting on a toilet. The air becomes pressurized in the bowl and blows through your legs and up into your face. Essentially Farting into your own face. Creating the effect of a warm welcome to the throne.
As I sat down to dump out, I blasted a huge fart into the depths. From the darkness my honor was accepted, and the winds of approval came shooting back betwixt my parted legs. My hair blew in the stinking wind as I received a warm welcome, and I was home.
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