ass-vag split

The ass-vag split is defined as the thin line between the ass hole and the vagina when both have been reamed out so much that they look like two half circles butted against each other.

Her ass-vag split was so thin that in a devil's three way I could feel every vein in the other dudes cock.

by The real Gunny July 3, 2014

Vag Around the Collar

When a guy is so hammered, eats out a whore, when he normally would know better not to. The end result: Nasty pussy juice stains all along the collar of his shirt.

Mother F'er!! I have Vag Around the Collar. I knew I got too drunk last night and should not have eaten out that hooker. Arrgghh, a perfect shirt ruined!!

by RHCLL Mofo'r January 23, 2009

Vag-bubble Double Fart

When a female is sitting with her legs together and a fart bubble sneaks up and into her vagina, thus forcing her to squirm in her chair so she can re-fart the same fart.

I thought my girlfriend was having a seizure in her chair, then I realized she’d been attacked by a Vag-bubble Double Fart.

by Heathen Queen of Helmetland October 29, 2018

Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag

A man who has honed the art of making women cum.

Seth: I would be psyched if some girl complemented me on my dick giving abilities.
Evan: Well go ask Will. He's the Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag I'm sure he could give you a couple hints on how to plow a slam piece.

by Willup B February 21, 2011

double vag

When the thighs are so big, it looks like a woman has a second set of labia.

The three hundred pound woman stripped down and surprised the man with her double vag.

by Wisconsin Hilarious October 27, 2013

drippy vag beard

(n) - when the inside of a vagina is pulled to the outside, and the pubic hair still covers them.

John: That girl I hooked up with last night was disgusting.
Greg: bluewaffle status?
John: No, more like drippy vag beard.
Greg: You lucked out then.

by awsnapcrackleandpop May 4, 2011

Vag Vamp

1. Someone who goes down on a girl during her period.

Britney was feeling extra horny during her period. Kevin said, "I don't mind, come sit on my face, you know I'm a vag vamp, I love bloody chunks".

by Captain Hank Colman March 27, 2010