Ur mom

Ur mom is an acronym for

Useless
Reasonless

Man
Of
Mighty

Jennifer: Wow that ur mom is so gross and is such a roach

Chad: do you think he’s my mom?

By: Rosie😏✨

by Magic unicorns 🦄 June 25, 2022

ur mom

the funniest comeback in history

?? 1: hey u wanna got to a fancy resurant?\
??2: no i wann go to ur mom :)

by Urmominmyballs January 21, 2022

UR MOM

the person who gave birth to you
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason

Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro

by taytaysuckssheabitchfromhell January 21, 2020

Ur mom

MILF

Ur mom is a milf

by Badlands chugs October 4, 2019

Ur mom gay

Telling someone their mom is lesbian because it’s the best roast

Kid 1: your ugly
Kid 2: your mom gay
*crowd cheering for kid 2*

by I eat kids for a living December 11, 2022

ur mom

A monster

Your mom scared the shit out of me

by Evantounge July 16, 2020

Ur mom

Very hot and good at sucking dn

I f***** ur mom

by Bshdhe September 13, 2021