When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a
phone conversation to let you know he has been
masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the
phone for 5-10 seconds.
So this nice
guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed
like a
real sweetheart, but then he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.