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Tree Of Knowledge

The TOK to the TIC of life and times:
1. Sexual Intercourse; Sex; Fucking; penis in vagina; cock in pussy; Orgasmic physical activity shared between man and woman;

2. Tree Of Knowledge is the result of having sexual relations with a partner: SEX brings forth pregnancy, babies, transmitted diseases, fear, distraction, weakness.... Also known as the Tree of Life/ Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is the process after having SEX: a baby is born which is the Life. The good part is the baby's innocence of God, the evil part is God does not create babies in His&Her Garden of Eden lest the baby overshadows the work in the garden and the garden paradise is neglected by Adam&Eve, opening the doors to the seven deadly sins and destruction. The Tree Of Knowledge continues to grow in only one direction but with many branches of endless disillusions in reality. God is replaced by His&Her own creations creating on their own understanding in the Tree Of Knowledge and the Tree of Life consumes them to their own purposes rendering themselves "dead" to God's purpose and paradise, as promised the pair dies after having SEX and they become slaves to their baby's life. Everything they know revolves around their baby. Without God there is no life purpose. The baby they created becomes their "no life purpose". The Tree Of Knowledge is having SEX and eating the fruit of the Tree is having SEX and a baby is taken, a life for a life, an endless tree of the Knowledge of life's good and evil.
I had a date to study the fruit of the Tree Of Knowledge with my ex after we got back together, and that stupid dead dumb fuck gave me the God damn Herpes! His piece of shit ass fucked her piece of shit cunt and came out with herpes of shit lifetime of deadly disease! If only I chose to Heed God's warning I'd still have my life in the garden.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 9, 2022
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tree hut

The best sugar scrub brand to use. It is used for preppy tiktok videos and it is good to help smooth your skin.
I collect so many tree hut products
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Crossword tree

Any form of artwork that depicts inter-locked words in a meaningful way. The words are joined by common letters in a grid-like form. Similar to a crossword puzzle. This type of crossword does not have clues. The answers are the words that make up the grid.
Michelle got a tattoo of a crossword tree on her thigh, and. Invented the term “crossword tree”.
by Michelle Matters February 28, 2022
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Tree Dad

The term “Tree-Dad” originally referred to a man, typically tall in stature with a kind demeanor, like a tree. In present day the term has evolved to be used to cover a wider variety of individuals who may also be referred to as “good stuff”.
That actor Jason Segel seems like a total tree dad.
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Tree of Life

A location in the Roblox open world MMORPG game called Vesteria, which consists of an ancient, glowing tree, bioluminescent plants, and a mage village. Players can visit the Tree of Life at level 10 to join the Mage faction.
Level 10 Player: “What’s the tree of life?”
Level 50 Player: “It’s a location where you can go to become a mage!”
Level 10 Player: “Oh thanks! I’ve been wondering how to get magic spells”
by VesterianPlayer1837 June 20, 2023
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Tree Barber

A person who specializes in trimming and pruning trees and large bushes.
A tree barber is coming out tomorrow to cut back the branches hanging over my neighbors deck.
by AGAFussball November 30, 2021
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christmas tree

Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.
me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.
by Dragomir Andreyevich September 24, 2007
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