Flower Mound

Demon women and children that go around being funded by their cash pig daddies. Ungrateful for everything, never polite and boasting about bullying others. The nosiest people you will ever meet. You got too drunk Saturday? They already told all the other dark entities that lurk. Ready to shame you like Queen Cersei completing her walk of atonement. They think they are better than the whole DFW area. Making eye contact won’t be hard for their demon eyes are already mean mugging you for breathing THIER air. They will pray for you to be damned in hell if you honk at them. Even though they’ve been finishing a text in front of you at a green light. Karen doesn’t like you? Nobody does. She wins in these statures. Think Jesus is here to protect you? They think they are God so they always make the rules. Imagine the underworld in Stranger Things; that’s what it feels to be a Flower Mound. The best thing to ever due is cleanse yourself and leave. The anger and hate isn’t worth your health.

“I’m feeling stuck in Flower Mound”
“Dude, you might need therapy. What can I do to get you out?”

by Thereaper777 June 21, 2023

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Flower Mound

When your dog takes a steamy poop on your best friend’s chest

“Omg, Dottie just laid a Flower Mound on my chest.”

by crazyOD February 24, 2024

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Robot Flower

a character from a youtube webseries called BFB which is a flower that is a mechanical robot.

Basketball: STOP STOP STOP! somebody help Robot Flower...

by JanuaryPolonium May 29, 2024

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Steps on my Flowers

Used to show your pissed off about something but you don't want to raise the level of anger around you, so you make them laugh with a real random statement.

Person A: "Our history project is due after the weekend."

Person B: "Are you serious?"

Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"

You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."

by Rknep May 29, 2010

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