That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.
Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.
by TheLastPizzaRoll February 15, 2020
Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.
by Don't do quack kids. July 20, 2017
by Jsutt August 21, 2017
Similar to a pick-up artist, but follows scientifically proven techniques. Doesn't take easily widely spread beliefs and myths. Works hard to get laid but does not always happen because getting laid is not a science but an art.
Alex is a serious pick-up scientist and follows a scientific approach to picking-up girls. His approach is mostly developed by himself because there is not much scientific data and he doesn't trust artists. He fills a detailed report after each score but unfortunately this doesn't happen too often.
by terex1 November 29, 2022
by tljk May 13, 2022
A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.
"The only thing i remember about the guy was that he a parish-pick-axe of his."
"The only thing i remember about the guy was that he a parish-pick-axe of his."
by kurd_snow September 16, 2020
Attempting to remove, your underwear from your butt crack in other words, removing your wedgy out of your bum hole.
by EDGAHHHHH January 19, 2009