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taintnoid

The ancient ancestor of the peon, or insignificant person. A person that is in much conversation but never popular, instead the opposite they are the subject of snickery and negative conversation..
Tommy says to Jane " Did you see what Duross did the other day? He picked up a hitch-hiker and is letting him live in his closet." Jane replies "Is he making him pay rent?" Tommy says "Who cares the guys an taintnoid!"
by Pulfinger December 7, 2013
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Taint Muncher

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.
Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...
by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014
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Taintch Fingers

The cheesy, poo smell that sticks to your entire hand for far too long after taking care of a Taintch.
Puh lease wash those Taintch Fingers.

I purposefully shook my exes hand with my Taintch Fingers.
by Sir Shartsalot July 2, 2014
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Taint Reader

Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.
So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?

Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!

Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!
by ExoticTransporter August 25, 2014
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tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
i gave carla a tainted tampon last night
by helter skeltor September 9, 2014
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taint tackler

A person who is more than enthusiastic about licking taint
I thought johny wasn't a team player, but he was the best taint tackler on the team
by butteater66669420 March 29, 2015
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Taint Ripper

A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.
- Hey Monica , should I go on a date with Beau?

- I wouldn't , I heard he was a real taint ripper.
by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015
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