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The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009
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Foul little thing

"Foul little thing" is that nasty person everyone loves to hate
by Lala Lufanda May 21, 2011
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thaing

Way of saying thing. Somming form ebonic ancesstry.
Aint no thaing like a chicken wing/wang.

She one fine thaing
by YARKHAN May 13, 2005
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Thin Brain

(Noun)Derogatory name for a man with a small penis. Used after one shows their small penis at a party or gathering.
John was dared to streak across the bar. I don't know if it was just cold or if he was a thin brain.
by Nubb'n December 17, 2008
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Thin White Emperor

The greatest rockstar ever to pick up a guitar. A gentleman by the name of David Bowie
Duke, my eyelash. David Bowie is the Thin White Emperor
by Sparkina67 January 20, 2011
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Old Thing

An “old thing” refers to relationship. When someone uses “old thing,” it’s typically because they have nostalgic sentiment for it.

When someone says they want “the old thing back,” (which is the context it is used in majority of the time), it means that they want things to go back to the way they were before. They miss how things were between them and their ex. It is usually used when substantial time has passed between the present and the relationship they had with their ex, OR there has been a long period of time since things went south in their relationship with their ex.
Devin: “Yo I saw Aline earlier at McDonalds.”

Omari: “Forreal? Damn I miss that girl. I want that old thing back...”
by DeltaIndiaCharlieKilo January 20, 2018
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Cutest thing ever

by Nicole’s mans February 26, 2018
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