wood brother

A very homosexual male couple

Justin and Mike are wood brothers

by 6th grade sucks April 2, 2017

Mia Wood

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Sweetest and kindest girl on the planet. Usually medium to tall height wise, with long brown hair, dark eyes, and an amazing body that is too much for any guy. Kind of nerdy, but it's cute. Wears glasses sometimes when she forgets to wear her contacts, but they look cute as hell. Doesn't normally have time for guys, but that just makes them, including me try harder to win her heart, especially when she has already won yours...

Hey did u see Mia Wood today? She looked amazing as hell!!

by Mia Lover March 4, 2017

Morning wood

The cockrall that lives in your pants and pops up to say hello when you wake up.

Basically it’s a boner that comes in the morning!!

My Penis: Hey good morning Jimmy
Jimmy: Why do you have to have morning wood Penis
My Penis: Just wanted to say good morning, sorry
Jimmy: But my mum’s gonna see!!!!

by JackyBoiBigDee April 26, 2019

liu woods

Also known as Homicidal Liu. He is the brother of the popular creepypasta Jeff The Killer or Jeffrey Woods. He has 2 different personalities, one of them is Liu and the other which is Sully.

A: Whos is Liu Woods?
B: He's jeff the killer's brother, or homicidal liu.

by clearblood August 2, 2021

phantom wood

When you get excited on someone else's behalf

Aw man pan's date is so hot tonight, I got Phantom Wood on his behalf.

by karl cs November 19, 2016

Wood Butter

The secretion of preseminal fluid at the tip of the penis from extended arousal. Has a very lubricating quality like melted butter.

After watching the strippers for an hour, Tony developed a nice coating of wood butter on his penis.

That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!

by ck1962 December 23, 2012

Stacking Wood

A woman who likes to cram as much dick into her vagina as possible.

Dude, look at her stacking wood. That bitch cray!

by mavvinkat December 16, 2012