Hungry Squirrel

Ejaculating on your female companion's chest, and then make her consume this "chest nut".
I gave my girlfriend a hungry squirrel last night, it was nuts.
by Buff Man Squilliam April 24, 2019
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scanner squirrel

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.
"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"
by Honeybadger1975 July 05, 2017
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krish the squirrel

A singaporian mythical beast that symbolizes gayness and transgenderism. They say it is still alive, posing as a normal human, but who knows how long it is until it is unleashed to wreak havoc on all straights. Making Krish the Squirrel mad will result in a brutal death, including internal bleeding, rotting brain, and heart failure. Unless you’re gay, of course.
You heard of krish the squirrel?
Yeah he killed my wife, he still gives me nightmares
by ScrewYouRichard August 01, 2018
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krish the squirrel

A fast and annoyig squirrel that takes all the acorns from your tree
Man! I got a krish the squirrel stealing from my trees!
by BigBread4 August 01, 2018
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squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.
Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!
by Snaketrifle February 10, 2011
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Squirrel tunnel

I was out for a walk and noticed a rather large squirrel tunnel from which a squirrel was climbing.
by IHeartSnape March 13, 2009
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curly squirrel

During the throws of passion, ...your partner grasps and rotates the nut sack 180° degrees clockwise, whilst eating the asshole and stroking the dick.
Yo dude, that bitch just curly squirrel led my ass!
by cj9617 June 04, 2016
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