Lusty Pete

Makes race car noises while vigorously master-bating while making eye contact with anyone who walks buy them also while sitting in odd locations.

You see that guy doing a Lusty Pete in the Walmart parking lot?

by Coxynormus December 8, 2020

Pete

Someone who will do anything for a laugh.

Can’t believe that dude put a trash can over his head. What a Pete.

by Bubinator November 18, 2020

Pete

Pete is a cool polish guy on the people playground server

Person 1 Hey have you met Pete?
Person 2 Yeah he's a pretty cool guy

by Simon The Snail January 30, 2021

Kobe Pete

a liter GAWD thats good at everything he does and everyone wants to be like him

“Is that Kobe Pete i want to be just like him when i grow up just not as short😩”
MY FAULT OG😩

by Kobe KCP February 13, 2021

Pete Feet

When you go to Disney World and your name is Peter and your feet turn purple. Usually involves the user being stupid and tying their shoes too tight.

Guys my friend Peter went to Disney and tied his shoes too tight and now he has Pete Feet.

by anonymous February 21, 2021

Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin

Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.

by Tim Pool April 9, 2021

pete web

pete web hahhaha mario web hahahhaa

haha pete web

by Raexer May 21, 2021