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Matthew

Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.
Oh he's a Matthew
by rello123321 December 4, 2018
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Matthew

My baby! That’s it...that’s the definition. Carry on with your day loves xoxo x-tina
C: Matthew is the best husband ever!
K: Awe I’m so happy for y’all!
by Tatinarollz June 30, 2020
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Matthew

A fat munchkin that scans fried cats
Oh Matthew is fat

He is very smelly as well
by Bob is Smelly January 12, 2018
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Matthew

The name Matthew/Matt/Matty is commonly know as a very harsh word, for instance if one was to be called matthew instead of there g8ven name this would be the most insulting action conceivable. the insult Matthew stems from the the kid of pure autism that once ate poisons mushrooms, the pure autism and continuous production of annoying sounds produced is where the insult of the word Matthew comes from.
calling your friend a matthew or simply replacing there name with matthew.
by Jesiel Ardensky September 15, 2019
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Matthew

A guy with brown hair, dark eyes, and a heartwarming smile. Matthew is mostly a very funny guy, but he is a deep guy. He is good about going to church and events at the church. He loves to be the class clown and make people laugh. He is athletic too even if he doesn’t think it. He is also a very though guy, not a thing will get past him. He cares about people and barely has any beef with anyone. Matthew is a special dude.
Classmate:1- Matthew who’s your favorite superhero
Matthew- Shrek

Yes this actually happened, and it wasn’t a joke he meant hulk 😂
by That random gurl May 4, 2019
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Matthew

U have a Matthew
by Mataias September 20, 2019
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Matthew

That one guy who wears a few different "Dodge" caps and drives a truck. Matthews are devoted republicans with fluffy tooth brushes but no matter what you can rest assrured that a Matthew will always be your buddy.
Matthew's going up to town.
Tell Matthew to call in our orders.
How may guitars does Matthew have?
by SadietheKat August 10, 2017
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