The 'k' Trap

When having a conversation with someone via text message and you happen to piss that person off so bad that they only reply with the letter 'k' for 2 or more messages. Note: One may use 'K.' for more effect.

Tom: Did she forgive you last night?

Jeff: Nah, I got caught in the 'k' trap

by lugger500 July 4, 2011

The Barb K

Getting railed by three men simultaneously, all of which are named mike.

"Man that girl straight up got The Barb K last night!!!! She ain't gon walk right for a week nigga!!"

by Michael Pritchard February 27, 2008

k-day

K-day or kiloversary refers to the day when someone or something is an even multiple of 1000 days old. Such as: when someone is 35 years, 7 months and 3 days old they can celebrate their 13th k-day or kiloversary.

I used WolframAlpha to figure out what my k-day is.

by the bromiester February 12, 2010

k doks

okie dokie; okay
basically a Approval; agreement

person a: ill see you later
person b: k doks

by Monkey Scar January 13, 2009

special K

Also known as ketamine. It's a mind boggling drug, usually used on horses. Makes you feel like you are unable to control your body and thoughts.

Also a song by Placebo

"Just like special K, you take my breath away!" - Placebo (sorry couldnt think of anything better)

by hitler June 9, 2005

k bomb

Shortened version of knowledge bomb, technically a noun but more often used as a verb. Indicates a sudden deployment of knowledge all over a recipient's face, much like bukake.

Johnson: Dude, you can't imply that she's a slut.
Jack: Well, you can't imply that I said that!
Johnson: I didn't imply, I inferred, faggot. K bombed.

by PeopleAgainstFucktards March 12, 2010

K-poptard

A person / fucking annoying retard who loves k-pop (korean popular music) to death. They know songs by heart by listening to it once or twice and they can often name more than 100 k-pop artists, with their songs.
K-poptard is a mix of the words k-pop, retard, turd and poptart.
K-poptards often group together when left in an unknown environment, or a confined space, where they feel insecure. They then discuss their favourite subject, and by this annoy the shit out of everybody else.

Person 1: Did you hear the new song of Hyuna?
Person 2: Yeah omg, do you mean bubble pop or change?
Person 1: Change is out. Bubble pop of course! Ass dance moves ftw!
Person 2: Bubble bubble bubble pop!
*they sing the song together and do the dance*
Person 3: oh my god shut the fuck up k-poptards!

by SparkleGlitterCakes September 27, 2011