an extremely irrelevant school in Miami. there has been not one, but to two sexual assault cases in one year. the teachers hate the students that aren’t dancers and the students hate the teachers except for one religion teacher. the cafeteria is crawling with roaches that are probably more edible than the actual food served.
by Miamitingzz May 13, 2020
The worst school on planet earth, you would be better off at auschwitz. The rules there are just about as bad as Obama policies, and the dress code makes you look like some kind of fired clothes designer.
by Mr_Avacado_Man November 30, 2017
“Dude!! Did you see the Lincoln Park Academy’s new teacher? She sexy asf and put math teachers coming into her!!”
by yeetusfetus August 09, 2019
a fucking charter school in Hillsborough, North Carolinathat has a total of about 2 students. They didn't have time to interview any staff before hiring meaning we're stuck with some bat shit crazy teachers and some ones that don't even understand what they're teaching. Where the principal lies to the lower school about the the guy that's brought a knife into school three times with the intentions of stabbing someone. ERA is full of redneck white people who think they're the shit because their older sibling bought them a juul.
"Hey you go to ERA?"
"Yeah"
"Did you hear about the kid that tried to stab this one chick"
"Nah I was too busy hitting my juul in the bathroom"
eno river academy is where the rednecks with nicotine addictions go
"Yeah"
"Did you hear about the kid that tried to stab this one chick"
"Nah I was too busy hitting my juul in the bathroom"
eno river academy is where the rednecks with nicotine addictions go
by pu55yki113r April 15, 2019
by _Faith_ December 11, 2018
Jewish school of rich white kids. After shabbat, they smoke pot or go to a Sixers game because they never have any good parties.
by JoelWalter April 24, 2021
CRA, or Community Roots Academy, was the battlefield where Jesus and Satan fought to the death in the year 1. Right as the battle was going to blow up the battlefield, a powerful god ascended from the skies, his name was Ernestus the 4th. He broke up the battle and sent both people to the other sides of the universe. Ernestus restored the battlefield and went under the name of Ernesto. He vowed to protect the sacred battlefield for the rest of eternity, many battles between powerful deities ensued there, however, it was turned into a school in the year 2011, at which point, the demons who once fought there, decided to stop fighting, and instead, haunted the school, making it a hellhole for all students who go there, despite the (mostly) amazing Teachers hired. The Boys bathroom is always dirty. no matter how much guardian Ernesto tries to keep it clean. and the girls bathroom is fine because all demons are Simps. Demons also hate children, and therefore sometimes posess the children, usually the most annoying ones.
by Anonynous Scribe April 19, 2022