conchita espinosa academy

an extremely irrelevant school in Miami. there has been not one, but to two sexual assault cases in one year. the teachers hate the students that aren’t dancers and the students hate the teachers except for one religion teacher. the cafeteria is crawling with roaches that are probably more edible than the actual food served.

student: i go to conchita espinosa academy
person: tf????

by Miamitingzz May 12, 2020

san marcos academy

The worst school on planet earth, you would be better off at auschwitz. The rules there are just about as bad as Obama policies, and the dress code makes you look like some kind of fired clothes designer.

bro San marcos academy is complete shit

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 30, 2017

IBN SEENA ACADEMY

Basically hell.

I hope I don't ever end up in Ibn Seena Academy.

by _Faith_ December 10, 2018

big apple academy

Annoying school, which is honestly rude as hell homophobic, racist and has Russian grandmas as teachers who will yell at you for “talking back”

Big apple academy is such a crappy school.

by Johnnn Don November 24, 2021

Barrack Hebrew Academy

Jewish school of rich white kids. After shabbat, they smoke pot or go to a Sixers game because they never have any good parties.

That kid with th big nose definitely goes to Barrack Hebrew Academy

by JoelWalter April 23, 2021

Lincoln Park Academy

A school where teachers have affairs with each other and the students fuck in the bathrooms.

“Dude!! Did you see the Lincoln Park Academy’s new teacher? She sexy asf and put math teachers coming into her!!”

by yeetusfetus August 9, 2019

eno river academy

a fucking charter school in Hillsborough, North Carolinathat has a total of about 2 students. They didn't have time to interview any staff before hiring meaning we're stuck with some bat shit crazy teachers and some ones that don't even understand what they're teaching. Where the principal lies to the lower school about the the guy that's brought a knife into school three times with the intentions of stabbing someone. ERA is full of redneck white people who think they're the shit because their older sibling bought them a juul.

"Hey you go to ERA?"
"Yeah"

"Did you hear about the kid that tried to stab this one chick"
"Nah I was too busy hitting my juul in the bathroom"

eno river academy is where the rednecks with nicotine addictions go

by pu55yki113r April 14, 2019