the great whale

The great whale

The real God. He created the seven wonders of the world. He fucked all the bitches. The Great Whale will mentally rape you with riddles that are only solvable by the elder whalers. Believe in the whale.

by The elder whaler August 25, 2016

coke whale

Overweight girls who do a lot of coke.

Hey bob, get a load of those coke whales over there!

by Selma January 6, 2019

Hoggle Whale

A very idiotic animal, who snatches food of you and eats all day.

Person 1: Maria is very cute.
Person 2: No, it's Hoggle Whale!

by willowxwood June 24, 2022

Weird Whale

Somebody who is odd or has odd qualities and/or looks.

That guy is a one weird whale.

by Mr. GDC April 15, 2009

Sweet Whale

A mentally deranged, happy yet paranoid man (obesity optional).

Check out the sweet whale feasting on the sushi buffet.

by RichIsRad June 18, 2011

whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.

Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021

reversed whale

The act of swimming backwards and raising out of the water while showing your junk.

Did you see that reversed whale? What a big fin!

by Bevrore June 28, 2019