When a man is being made a cuckold. The new "mowing your lawn". When one man is trying to get with another man's wife/girlfriend.
Colin: Have you seen Harry?
James: Yes. He is over there in the corner with your wife trying to 'wash your rug.'
James: Yes. He is over there in the corner with your wife trying to 'wash your rug.'
by Sandiego Gammel October 06, 2010
When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.
by Wutthehill July 23, 2017
Hunter: Yo I got head from that one chick last night.
Alex: Bro was it good?
Hunter: Yeah bro she gave me wash machine head.
Alex: Bro was it good?
Hunter: Yeah bro she gave me wash machine head.
by Mothersloads December 03, 2018
It’s when the upperclassmen on the Northwestern University football team lather themselves up in the team shower , then stand in close quarters at the entrance to said shower and make poor performing underclassmen squeeze through them naked to get in the shower.
Those poor freshmen football players at NU were forced to run the gauntlet through the Evanston Car Wash for several years under coach Fitzgerald.
by BeautifulLoser July 11, 2023
by _G0rff July 12, 2019
is the toilet we stick our boot in to wash the hunting dogs crap off our boots.. nobody wants to grab a hose and wash in cold night air. place foot in toilet swirl around and all crap goes down the drain..
by wife of the bootwasher December 10, 2010
A group of friends get together and target the outcast of the group by diverting his attention then take turns urinating and defecating all over his vehicle. Special attention is paid to glass surfaces, door handles, and fresh air intake. Plausible deniability comes into play when the friend returns to find his car dripping with urine and covered in unintelligible messages written in poo. The group unanimously blames the mess on the neighbors service monkey.
Dude, looks like you just got a Polish Car Wash. Who did you piss off and how you gonna clean that turd out from under the door handle?
by Bugsy McDingle November 21, 2012