Poo Surprise

When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.

Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

surprise farty

When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.

My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.

by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018

surprise muffin

When you go to perform fellatio on someone and there is a particularly surprising amount of pubic hair.

Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.

by Yep_checks-out August 6, 2018

Surprise Sisters

When two friends randomly text each other or shout “Surprise” at any moment.

“Hey Morgan, guess what?”
“What is it?”
“SURPRISE!”
“Yassss Surprise Sisters!”

by All The Tea Sis January 27, 2019

vampire surprise

When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth

i just gave mary a vampire surprise

by cottonPickker February 7, 2019

Arctic surprise

A dildo formed from defacating into a condom then freezing it.

The wife was pissing me off so I gave her an Arctic surprise

by Dornsfrostyglove August 30, 2018

Syrian Surprise

When a middle eastern person passes gas while either idling or walking near another middle eastern person.

Syrian 1:*sitting in hooka bar relaxing *
Syrian 2:*walks by passing gas whilst keeping eye contact *
Syrian 1: Oh my Allah! Who shit themselves?

Syrian 2:*Watches victim as he is unaware he's been a victim of a syrian suprise*

Syrian Surprise is a Silent but Deadly fart shot towards another Syrian man.

by Pug_Pal May 27, 2018