When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)
"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"
"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
Get the spring cleaningmug. Here are a few ways you can use "hope springs eternal" in a sentence to convey the meaning that humans always find fresh reasons to be optimistic:
Despite several rejections, the writer kept submitting her manuscript, because hope springs eternal.
Even after a brutal winter, the sight of the first crocus blooming reminded everyone that hope springs eternal.
The gambler, down to his last dollar, placed a final bet, a testament to the fact that hope springs eternal.
Though the peace talks had stalled, diplomats continued to meet, for hope springs eternal.
Despite several rejections, the writer kept submitting her manuscript, because hope springs eternal.
Even after a brutal winter, the sight of the first crocus blooming reminded everyone that hope springs eternal.
The gambler, down to his last dollar, placed a final bet, a testament to the fact that hope springs eternal.
Though the peace talks had stalled, diplomats continued to meet, for hope springs eternal.
by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024
Get the Hope springs eternalmug. by Bruhhhhh 69 August 13, 2021
Get the Soda springs idahomug. A place where cute saggin they pants boys live wit they barbie girls they head up to the park and play basketball , people who live here usually get drunk on the weekends cus there ain shit better to do.
by Looooverrrgirr April 29, 2011
Get the Crescent Springsmug. by Jizzle99 October 7, 2016
Get the bust a springmug. ( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters
Donald Trump ran for president out of a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America.
by Sexydimma September 3, 2017
Get the hope springs eternalmug. by Momma dicksy April 14, 2022
Get the smack a bitch springmug.